Green Collective Projectile >> Dot

How it works

The Green Collective Projectile collects cool people from all parts of "cyber space". These people communicate with each other using assorted textual and audiovisual media across many protocols. This website obtains an objective and canonical measurement of the quote vibes unquote of the green area via classified sources and performs sophisticated analysis on those measurements to see how coherent they are. That is, we compute how good and nice things are for you, now, where you are, at this moment.

For more information on the complex space-age technology involved, you can consult the video lecture series

The Synthetic-Time GCP Dot

Welcome to the Green Collective Projectile Dot

This is a real time data analysis of the Green Collective Projectile. It collects the data each instant and runs the numbers on the stream of random statistics generated by the projectiles. This analysis is run forever in lockstep with the current universal physics tick. In this way, it can be seen as a real-time indicator of something.

What it means

Significantly excellent vibrations. Suggestive of deeply shared, internally motivated group focus. The index is above 95%

Moderate vibration disruption. Probably chance fluctuation. The index is between 0% and 100%

Significantly horrendous vibrations, just horrendous. Suggests broadly shared coherence of thought and emotion. The index is through the floor, way negative, big losses

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